LEMONADE has provoked a fuckton of discussion points, many of which are painfully, heartwrenchingly important. So important that they re-awaken a familiar horror of disbelief in me
This past weekend, Mike and I celebrated 5 years of being a thing. Naturally, my contribution to the festivities was a surprise excursion to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at
10 Things I Hate About You Miss From The 90s:
- Circling things to get from the Scholastic book order catalogue, including Leonardo DiCaprio: Modern Day Romeo (bonus poster!);
In which Sam and I construct a gingerbread temple and discuss our respective “religions” and “upbringings.”
Note: none of this was brought to you by the Holiday Armadillo.
Sam and I were at The Grove to learn how to Strong Looks Better Naked.
Sam made a rookie millennial mistake and picked a neighborhood that was a little TOO trendy/under-gentrified to live in.
YOU HAVE DIED FROM DYSLEXIA.
Watch more for “general”
Because nothing is more important than judging a person on a scale of numbers or stars.
(BRB PUTTING SAM IN THE CHOKEY)