LEMONADE has provoked a fuckton of discussion points, many of which are painfully, heartwrenchingly important. So important that they re-awaken a familiar horror of disbelief in me
This past weekend, Mike and I celebrated 5 years of being a thing. Naturally, my contribution to the festivities was a surprise excursion to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at
10 Things I Hate About You Miss From The 90s:
- Circling things to get from the Scholastic book order catalogue, including Leonardo DiCaprio: Modern Day Romeo (bonus poster!);
In which Sam and I construct a gingerbread temple and discuss our respective “religions” and “upbringings.”
Note: none of this was brought to you by the Holiday Armadillo.
Sam and I were at The Grove to learn how to Strong Looks Better Naked.
Sam made a rookie millennial mistake and picked a neighborhood that was a little TOO trendy/under-gentrified to live in.
YOU HAVE DIED FROM DYSLEXIA.
Watch more for “general”
Because nothing is more important than judging a person on a scale of numbers or stars.
(BRB PUTTING SAM IN THE CHOKEY)
Think you have what it takes to be famous on Instagram?
If your answer is YES, follow up questions include:
- Do you know about macaroons?
- Are you aware of homophones/phobes
My dear friend Sam and I recently put together our take on the classic smokey eye look. Enjoy!