Ur gonna marry Biebs / live in a Shack / have 10 Kids / work as a Mall Santa / drive a Delorean

Ur gonna marry Biebs / live in a Shack / have 10 Kids / work as a Mall Santa / drive a Delorean


10 Things I Hate About You Miss From The 90s:

  • Circling things to get from the Scholastic book order catalogue, including Leonardo DiCaprio: Modern Day Romeo (bonus poster!);
  • Having a heart attack every time one of those fucking temple guards appeared;
  • Predicting future lives with MASH;

  • Listening to “Baby One More Time” on the radio and realizing that maybe I wanted to be a girl after all;
  • Making Sparky the Dalmatian my #1 beanie baby, until he was dropped in the mud and got all dingy and I had to get a replacement Sparky;
  • Stoop kid afraid to leave his stoop;

  • That time a girl at school gave me her 9 different kinds of tamagotchis because she was tired of being a mom, and I tried to take care of all of them;
  • Literally never understanding the JTT obsession;

  • Hitting the jackpot at Leapin’ Lizards on that game where the light goes around and around really fast and you have to hit the button exactly when it stops in front of you, and then using all the tickets on some really weird shit at the prize counter;
  • Pogs: excellent investments, GREAT upsides.

Featuring pieces from Off Beat by Black Milk Clothing (US)

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